L I T T L E  R E A D E R...  

R E S T  I N  P E A C E

F O R 

FROM NOW,

THE CAVE IN WHICH YOU QUARANTINE

WILL GLOW WITH GRIM DELIGHT.

LITTLE MONSTER

REST IN PEACE

(...for tomorrow we've scores to maim)

A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK

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PICTURE BOOK BY

R. I. P. L. M.

is a darkly humorous scary tale 

about cute monsters all over the world getting tucked into bed for a good night's sleep...

before a good day's terrorizing of humans. (Adorably, of course.)

Perfect for giving both adults and not-yet-but-almost-adults goosebumps;

one could also, hypothetically: 

- get creeped out by a campfire,

- terrorize oneself out in a tent,

-break into a cold sweat in a basement,

- quease in one's quarantine cave,

or scratch that itch when Bloody Mary isn't taking your calls.

J U S T  G R A B   

A  F L A S H L I G H T 

and shine a light

on what cute horrors monsters all over the world get up to...

when the sun goes down.

every copy of

is

R.I.P.L.M.

hand-cut

hand burned

&

hand painted

by

T R E N T O N 

his

S K E L E T O N  C R E W

making each copy

an interactive, fun, and one of a kind

reading experience for kids and parents.

In addition to exploring fifty illustrations

and the fun of finding hidden, glow in the dark secrets

with a flashlight,

children will be able to learn about

fun new words and concepts like:

"introducing these troglodytes to our new un-atomizers" 

"the repossessed organs of sacrificial heathens"

"subterranean feeding dungeons"

and

"drinking earl grey as they go chalk white."

(It's PG-13, this book.

I'm not kidding.

There's blood on every page.)

 

 

SO... 

REST IN PEACE LITTLE READER...

 just a little longer...

...for SATURDAY, September 26th 2020 at 2PM

THE PREORDER CURES YOUR HUNGER.

#RESTINPEACELITTLEMONSTER

#RIPLM

#TRENTONDJONES

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