REST IN PEACE
(...for tomorrow we've scores to maim)
PICTURE BOOK BY
R. I. P. L. M.
is a darkly humorous scary tale
about cute monsters all over the world getting tucked into bed for a good night's sleep...
before a good day's terrorizing of humans. (Adorably, of course.)
Perfect for giving both adults and not-yet-but-almost-adults goosebumps;
one could also, hypothetically:
- get creeped out by a campfire,
- terrorize oneself out in a tent,
-break into a cold sweat in a basement,
- quease in one's quarantine cave,
or scratch that itch when Bloody Mary isn't taking your calls.
J U S T G R A B
A F L A S H L I G H T
and shine a light
on what cute horrors monsters all over the world get up to...
when the sun goes down.
every copy of
T R E N T O N
S K E L E T O N C R E W
making each copy
an interactive, fun, and one of a kind
reading experience for kids and parents.
In addition to exploring fifty illustrations
and the fun of finding hidden, glow in the dark secrets
with a flashlight,
children will be able to learn about
fun new words and concepts like:
"introducing these troglodytes to our new un-atomizers"
"the repossessed organs of sacrificial heathens"
"subterranean feeding dungeons"
"drinking earl grey as they go chalk white."
(It's PG-13, this book.
I'm not kidding.
There's blood on every page.)
REST IN PEACE LITTLE READER...
just a little longer...
...for SATURDAY, September 26th 2020 at 2PM
THE PREORDER CURES YOUR HUNGER.