In addition to exploring fifty cinematic illustrations,
children will be able to learn about
fun new words and concepts like:
"introducing these troglodytes to our new un-atomizers"
"the repossessed organs of sacrificial heathens"
"subterranean feeding dungeons"
and
"drinking earl grey as they go chalk white."
... THIS BOOK IS LIKE PG-13.
R.I.P.L.M. is perfect for
giving both adults
(and not-yet-but-almost-adults)
goosebumps.
One could also... hypothetically:
- get creeped out by a campfire
- terrorize yourself out in a tent
- break into a cold sweat in a basement
- quease in your quarantine cave
or scratch that itch when Bloody Mary isn't taking your calls.
POSSESS THE BOOK