so as not to wake them.
REST IN PEACE
(...for tomorrow we've scores to maim)
PICTURE BOOK BY
R. I. P. L. M.
is a darkly humorous S C A R Y T A L E
about cute monsters all over the world getting tucked into bed for a good night's sleep...
before a good day's terrorizing of humans. (Adorably, of course.)
J U S T G R A B A F L A S H L I G H T
and shine a light on what cute horrors monsters all over the world get up to...
W H E N T H E S U N G O E S D O W N.
every copy of
T R E N T O N
S K E L E T O N C R E W
making each copy of R.I.P.L.M. an interactive, fun, and one of a kind reading experience for kids and parents.
In addition to exploring fifty illustrations
and the fun of finding hidden, glow in the dark secrets,
children will be able to learn about
fun new words and concepts like:
"introducing these troglodytes to our new un-atomizers",
"the repossessed organs of sacrificial heathens",
"subterranean feeding dungeons"
"drinking earl grey as they go chalk white."
(It's PG-13, this book. I'm not kidding.
There's blood on every page.)
R.I.P.L.M. is perfect for
giving both adults and not-yet-but-almost-adults goosebumps.
One could also, hypothetically:
- get creeped out by a campfire,
- terrorize yourself out in a tent,
- break into a cold sweat in a basement,
- quease in your quarantine cave,
or scratch that itch when Bloody Mary isn't taking your calls.
P R I N T S