T R E N T O N
S K E L E T O N C R E W
making each copy of R.I.P.L.M. an interactive, fun, and one of a kind reading experience for kids and parents.
In addition to exploring fifty illustrations
and the fun of finding hidden, glow in the dark secrets,
children will be able to learn about
fun new words and concepts like:
"introducing these troglodytes to our new un-atomizers"
"the repossessed organs of sacrificial heathens"
"subterranean feeding dungeons"
"drinking earl grey as they go chalk white."
... THIS BOOK IS LIKE PG-13.
R.I.P.L.M. is perfect for
giving both adults
One could also... hypothetically:
- get creeped out by a campfire
- terrorize yourself out in a tent
- break into a cold sweat in a basement
- quease in your quarantine cave
or scratch that itch when Bloody Mary isn't taking your calls.